Selectively Friendly T-Shirt 64000 It’s not a cry for

It’s not a cry for help—it’s a loud

This shirt delivers existential dread with a wink—because if we’re all just cosmic accidents floating on a rock

Whether you’re shutting down nonsense

and just sharp enough to raise an eyebrow

Selectively Friendly T-Shirt 64000 It’s not a cry forIts not personalits curated. This funny sarcastic shirt keeps it clean with a simple Selectively Friendly design that says exactly what it needs to without over explaining. Subtle, sharp, and a little self aware, its the perfect way to set expectations while keeping things low key. Made from soft, lightweight, breathable fabric, this witty t shirt is built for everyday wear when your energy is reserved for the right people only. Easy to style, easy to